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I worked as a waiter in a Mexican restaurant when I was in graduate school, and must have been the world’s worst waiter. Here’s 10 reasons why.
10. Once I accidently spilled a pitcher of ice water on a two month old baby. Hey… at least it wasn’t coffee.
9. I […]

One job I had as a temp was working for a scab plumber at a local lock factory. I didn’t know anything about plumbing and am the least handy person in the world.
This is why you should hire union plumbers instead of scabs for any important home plumbing jobs, much less large […]

I went into the middle school thinking I had a cake Social Studies assignment that I’d discussed with the teacher the night before. Give a quiz, watch a movie, collect the work, and work on my grad school homework while the kids worked. It was supposed to be a beautiful day.
Substitute […]